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"You're about as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop!"
Patches O'Houlihan, Dodgeball (2004)

"Is it true when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?"
Tick, Ørkendroningen Priscilla (2004)

"You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole."
Otto, Fisken de kaldte Wanda (1988)

"You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dogshit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly."
Marcus, Bad Santa (2003)


"It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket (1987)

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Skoleinspektøren, Billy Madison (1995)

"If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak"
Neal Page, Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

"You are a smelly pirate hooker! Why don't you go back to your house on Whore Island?"
Ron Burgundy, Anchorman (2004)


"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavour, he'd be pralines and dick."
Garth Algar, Waynes World (1992)

"I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids."
Ken, In Bruges (2008)

"You are nothing! If you were in my toilet I wouldn't bother flushing it. My bathmat means more to me than you."
Buddy Ackerman, Swimming With Sharks (1994)


"I used to fuck guys like you in prison!"
Jimmy, Road House (1989)

"I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behaviour, and I don't like you. Jerk-off."
Politichefen, Big Lebowski (1998)

"Your wife's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. If you wanna fuck her, you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in."
Joe Hallenback, The Last Boyscout (1991)


TV's ondeste one-liners

"If the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'see ya', then the third word will be 'Oh, my God, my crotch, you've punched me in the crotch!'"
Dr. Cox, Scrubs

"They do say that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head."
Edmund Blackadder, Blackadder 3

"You shouldn't think that just because I'm looking at you while you're talking to me, that I'm necessarily listening to or caring about what you're saying. It's just something I do to be polite."
Sam Donovan, Sports Night

"Good God, your breath. When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?"
Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock


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