Fyr laver grundregler for sin kæreste, hvis hun skal se Infinity War med ham - og du bør gøre det samme
10 års Marvel-kulmination kræver nogle fundamentale regler!
Hvis du står i en situation, hvor du skal have kæresten med ind og se Avengers: Infinity War - og hun måske ikke er helt lige så stor fan som dig - så kan det godt være lidt af et sats. Måske stiller hun for mange spørgsmål? Måske vil hun holde hånd midt under Hulks kamp?
Det har denne fyr på Twitter bevidst undgået ved at udlægge nogle grundregler for, hvad der må ske under 'seancen':
This dude set ground rules for his girl in terms of watching Infinity Wars and i'm blown away. ?? pic.twitter.com/yfEB57hG5q
? Stanley T (@TseStanley23) 12. april 2018
Her er grundreglerne lagt ud lidt mere tydeligt:
1. I’ll buy you whatever you want before the movie. Candy, popcorn, drinks, even a hotdog. But you can’t ask for anything during the movie.
2. No talking during the movie, I can’t be distracted. You got questions? Write them down, I’ll answer when it’s over.
3. No hand holding, it’ll distract me and I’ll miss things I’ve waited 10 years to see. Save your cooties until post post credit scene(s). Kissing also applies.
4. If a main character dies, we cry together, if you ain’t crying you walking home. I need you invested in this.
5. If you cancel the movie date, I’ll need 24 hours notice so that I may replace you with a suitable viewer, most likely Jesse. If you cancel last minute and I have to watch alone, you’ll be hearing from my lawyer.
6. If a crazy white guy wants to come up in there trying to ruin the movie by shooting at people, I need you to take him down quickly and keep him under control. Wait until after the movie to call the police, I don’t need the commotion interrupting the movie.
Og følger hun alle de regler? Ja, så bliver hun eskorteret til hendes yndlings-isbar!
Win!
Er vi de eneste, som tænker at videresende den til fruen?
