#ImDumb: Twitter-brugere fortæller om de dummeste ting de har gjort

On vacation my family drove by a ‘Live’ Dinosaur exhibit in KY and I said “They probably aren’t even real anyway” #WhyDidISayThat #ImDumb

? Rachel King (@RDCKyRose) July 27, 2016

When I was younger, I thought people saying Newark were just really bad at pronouncing New York. #imdumb

? Rose (@nicolenoeld) July 23, 2016

Couldn’t find exit to London subway for 20 min.Was annoyed about the ads for what i thought was a gum called ‘wayout’ #imdumb #Fallontweets

? scott faulconbridge (@scottythecomic) July 20, 2016

This morning an alarm went off and I JUMPED out of bed. Bummer that I forgot I was top bunk. #bruises #imdumb

? Tyler V (@BubRub00) July 16, 2016

Just poured milk into my bowl of dry ramen noodles. #imdumb

? Mitchell Reese (@Reese_Mitchell) July 8, 2016

Tried to pull a door open for a lady outside. She pulled too… turns out it was a pull door from outside and i was locking her out #imdumb

? Danielle Long (@_ninja4life_) August 14, 2016

To be honest, I didn’t understand the term “Brexit” until today. I thought it was someone’s name in GB #imdumb

? Kate Sansone (@k8sanz) July 2, 2016

Do you ever see yourself in the mirror at a store and have a heart attack thinking someone looks exactly like you? #ImDumb

? Nathan MacDonald (@holysomerhalder) July 2, 2016

I once asked if Filipinos were from Philadelphia #Imdumb

? Isabeo Blocher (@annalove20) June 29, 2016

When I was little I grabbed an electric fence to see if it was on. It was #Imdumb #FallonTonight

? Rhino-teddy (@RyanConnaughan) June 28, 2016

When i was younger i thght Foreign was name of a country & always wondered why the hell people dont go anywhere else except foreign#ImDumb

? Vagabond (@maratha) May 14, 2016

At work I ran into a mannequin, apologized, then said ‘oh wait, I thought you were a person…Why am I still talking to you?’ #ImDumb

? Victoria (@yaoifangirl09) May 14, 2016

While walking in Paris I asked my friend, “Who is that statue of?” It was a street performer wearing silver paint. ? #ImDumb

? Hannah Rickards (@Hannah_Rickards) May 14, 2016

Tried impressing this girl I liked at the gym by deadlifting 400 lbs, farted really loud and threw out my back. No date for me #ImDumb

? Evan Schlessel (@eschless23) 11. maj 2016

I once drove my car to work, paid for parking and then forgot and took the bus home. Thought my car was stolen when I got home #ImDumb

? Michelle Stewart (@Michelle282828) 12. maj 2016

Who just woke up from a nap, thought it was 8 AM Fri and that she overslept, and called a co-worker freaking out about being late? #ImDumb

? Jam Jam (@ThaBlackUnicorn) July 29, 2016

Thought a McDonald’s sign in the distance was the moon #ImDumb

? josh butt (@Jb_josh_butt) July 28, 2016