#ImDumb: Twitter-brugere fortæller om de dummeste ting de har gjort
Fra en kæmpe prut foran en lækker pige til at glemme, hvor man har parkeret sin bil. Det er dumt, når folk bruger hashtagget #ImDumb. Rigtig dumt.
Når man prøver at være galant, men ender med at være et røvhul...
Tried to pull a door open for a lady outside. She pulled too... turns out it was a pull door from outside and i was locking her out #imdumb
? Danielle Long (@_ninja4life_) August 14, 2016
Når ens arbejde kan være så opslidende, at man glemmer, hvordan man er kommet dertil...
I once drove my car to work, paid for parking and then forgot and took the bus home. Thought my car was stolen when I got home #ImDumb
? Michelle Stewart (@Michelle282828) 12. maj 2016
Panik er altid vejen frem!
Who just woke up from a nap, thought it was 8 AM Fri and that she overslept, and called a co-worker freaking out about being late? #ImDumb
? Jam Jam (@ThaBlackUnicorn) July 29, 2016
Det lyder som om, at han havde "the munchies"
Thought a McDonald's sign in the distance was the moon #ImDumb
? josh butt (@Jb_josh_butt) July 28, 2016
En ægte dinosaur?
On vacation my family drove by a 'Live' Dinosaur exhibit in KY and I said "They probably aren't even real anyway" #WhyDidISayThat #ImDumb
? Rachel King (@RDCKyRose) July 27, 2016
Til info: Newark er en by i New Jersey
When I was younger, I thought people saying Newark were just really bad at pronouncing New York. #imdumb
? Rose (@nicolenoeld) July 23, 2016
Fitnesscenteret "WayOut"
Couldn't find exit to London subway for 20 min.Was annoyed about the ads for what i thought was a gum called 'wayout' #imdumb #Fallontweets
? scott faulconbridge (@scottythecomic) July 20, 2016
Man skal altid vælge den nederste
This morning an alarm went off and I JUMPED out of bed. Bummer that I forgot I was top bunk. #bruises #imdumb
? Tyler V (@BubRub00) July 16, 2016
Når nudler bliver til cornflakes
Just poured milk into my bowl of dry ramen noodles. #imdumb
? Mitchell Reese (@Reese_Mitchell) July 8, 2016
Skræmmende ærlig og dum amerikaner
To be honest, I didn't understand the term "Brexit" until today. I thought it was someone's name in GB #imdumb
? Kate Sansone (@k8sanz) July 2, 2016
Paranoid type!
Do you ever see yourself in the mirror at a store and have a heart attack thinking someone looks exactly like you? #ImDumb
? Nathan MacDonald (@holysomerhalder) July 2, 2016
"Mor, hvor kommer filippinere fra?"
I once asked if Filipinos were from Philadelphia #Imdumb
? Isabeo Blocher (@annalove20) June 29, 2016
Når stød bliver et chok
When I was little I grabbed an electric fence to see if it was on. It was #Imdumb #FallonTonight
? Rhino-teddy (@RyanConnaughan) June 28, 2016
Hvor ligger udlandet?
When i was younger i thght Foreign was name of a country & always wondered why the hell people dont go anywhere else except foreign#ImDumb
? Vagabond (@maratha) May 14, 2016
Stop ydmygelsen, inden det er for sent
At work I ran into a mannequin, apologized, then said 'oh wait, I thought you were a person...Why am I still talking to you?' #ImDumb
? Victoria (@yaoifangirl09) May 14, 2016
Det havde vi aldrig indrømt offentligt.
While walking in Paris I asked my friend, "Who is that statue of?" It was a street performer wearing silver paint. ? #ImDumb
? Hannah Rickards (@Hannah_Rickards) May 14, 2016
Når alt går galt:
Tried impressing this girl I liked at the gym by deadlifting 400 lbs, farted really loud and threw out my back. No date for me #ImDumb
? Evan Schlessel (@eschless23) 11. maj 2016
Hør Jimmy Fallon læse sine egne favoritter højt